Fishing funny stories

Whether you go deep-sea fishing in a yacht for marlin, or surf fishing for bluefish, or troll for trout in the mountains, or cast off the dock for catfish, it's all good. My motto for life is: A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. And I wear a ball cap that says: Catch of the Day. So while you fish or cut bait, here are a few funny fishing jokes and fish stories that only a fisherman could love. Let's go for it, hook, line and sinker.


A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.
A fisherman,'twixt you and I
Will very seldom tell a lie---
Except when it is needed to
Describe the fish that left his view.

Here's to our fisherman bold,
Here's to the fish he CAUGHT,
Here's to the one that got away,
And here's to the one he BOUGHT.

Here's to the fish that I may catch,
So large that even I,
When talking of it afterward,
Will never need to lie.

Fishing is worth any amount of effort and any amount of expense to people who love it, because in the end you get such a large number of dreams per fish.


Giant Alligator